You're WHAT?!?!

Yes, this is what some of my employees said today when I told them that's I'm going on vacation. Yes, see here, this is major for me...I don't take vacations.
Why?
1. Because I suck.
2. Because I'm cheap.
3. Because I...WORK
Dumb reasons? Yes...I know. Whatever. I haven't taken a vacation in forever...let alone one that lasted a whole week, besides the one I took about 4 years ago when I went out to Cali to take care of my great aunt that was dying...not quite a "vacation." I've been at my job for almost five years and that was the longest one and only one I've taken...it was about 6 days. Other then that I take a couple 3 day weekends here and there (I work retail, remember, so I don't get a lot of those). Anyhow, so I'm going on vacay, for about a whole week...holy shit. I'm going to New Mexico. Why? Because my cool aunt lives out there and I haven't seen her since my sister got married over 3 years ago. So, it should be fun. I can't wait. I feel bad for my employees though...they say they're going to miss me...but then again who won't miss me...I mean, sheesh, I'm pretty great...ha...yeah...actually the fact that they say that makes me feel pretty special. Anyways, I'm pretty stoked. I'll try and leave a fantastic post before I leave, maybe one with pics for all of you to stare adoringly at while I'm gone...wait, did I say ALL OF YOU? I meant nobody. Later.