Bollix: September 2005

Untitled (now) because of too many google searches

I hate being self conscious about my body. I went shopping by myself yesterday and bought 4 tops. I tried calling Missy before I actually shelled out the cash and left the store. I wanted a second opinion really bad. Bad luck, she didn't answer, but I bought the tops and headed home. Just as I pulled in, my phone rang.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"I tried calling. I was shopping and wanted your opinion."

"I'm at Kelly's (her ex) but come over and model for me. Jeff (Kelly's roommate) is being an asshole to me. And Lee is here. Him and Catherine broke up. He says he has unfinished business with you and wants you over here."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm on my way. And you better give me an honest opinion, brat. God, you suck, why didn't you call me 10 minutes ago? Now I have to backtrack."

"Sorry, just hurry up and get over here."

"Fine. Bye."

My breasts suck. They're too small. It's like pulling teeth to get some good cleavage going on. Bottom line, I'm keeping 3 of the 4 shirts. 2 are low cut...anyone want to share the wealth?

Things I learned this weekend...

or some things I already knew...

-When I drink, I dance...A LOT...with friends...with people I just met. I need to stop doing that.

-Clemson has a nice campus.

-I don't look good in the color orange...and I've seen enough of that color to last a lifetime.

-Tailgaiting is not as fun when it's hot...but I ROCK at Beer Pong.

-It gets really hot in a football stadium, even if you have a seat in the shade.

-It was hot on Saturday. I was hot. I still had fun though. I even got a cool orange pom pom.

-I really like college bars. Shockers and $10 pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea are really tasty.

-I have almost become an expert of working my way through a crowd at a bar.

-I'm suddenly spontaneous. I left for Daytona Beach Sunday afternoon (a 7 hour drive has never gone by so quickly) and flew back to Atlanta Monday night.

-Apartment complexes in Daytona are really nice.

-I really need a job.

-I'm really looking forward to Thursday night...not to mention, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

I wish I could read

I think Madison wants a plug. I'm gonna do it too only because he basically hinted that he wanted one. So, a few weeks ago I discovered that Madison did astrological readings. I asked him to do mine and he happily obliged. I'm not sure what I was expecting but what I ended up with was great. Not only did I get to talk to Madison for a whole hour (wait...no, that's wrong, I mainly listened while he talked but that was just as good) but the reading he gave me was pretty dead on. In fact, it was a little creepy on how correct it was. I must say that it was very detailed and he made sure I understood everything before moving onto the next subject. I think the thing that surprised me the most was his voice. He sounds kind of shy and almost soft spoken. I commented on that right off. It was sexy as hell though (I, of course, didn't tell HIM that). He would make a great high school teacher besides the fact that he probably wouldn't be able to keep his eyes off all the young girls. If you decide to go that way Madison, teach at an all boys school so that you're not tempted.

#@%$^$&

My ex fiancee and his rebound girlfriend, L, broke up last month.

I found out today that L is pregnant.

My heart is pounding.

I'm completely numb.

I refuse to cry.

I'm pissed as hell.

It's been a bad day.

Bring on the alcohol.

Things I learned this week II...

-I don't need to feel bad when I don't say "I love you" back if I'm not feeling it yet.

-Things happen when you hang out with an ex.

-I'm going to my first big college football game on Saturday and I'm actually looking forward to it. (I don't have to paint my face or do anything ridiculous do I? Besides getting drunk of course).

-Now that I'm not working, I look at blogs even more than I did before.

-I've really got to find a new job...enough of this not working shit. It was fun for...it's been 4 days since my official last day and I hate it already.

-I'm contemplating having no kids. My nephews are crazy sometimes. I don't know how my sister does it. My mother tried reassuring me by telling me that the boys are one of a kind and that my sister and I were never like that. I have a feeling if I have a kid, him/her, will be awful...

-I'm supposed to be planning my wedding that was SUPPOSED to take place on December 10th. I'm glad I'm not getting married anymore. Jen and I have made plans to have a DRUNK DAY that day instead.

-I am way too stubborn. I hate apologizing. (Please consider this an apology...you know who you are).

-I won a bet this week and now I get a free dinner. I am always right. Never bet me because I always win.

-Plane tickets to Daytona or Orlando are expensive considering the flight is only an hour long.

-I love eating Brunch. Mimosas or Bloody Mary's in early afternoon is good stuff.

-I'm obsessed with Chili's.

Bullseye

My friend, Lee, got this hat as a gift for his birthday. I SWEAR I wasn't the one who gave it to him. Gross...but funny.

Lee

Score!

Yes, I did. Daytona was great fun. I succeeded in maintaining a drunken stupor (just ask Kid, since I drunk dialed him). Alcohol is fun. Did some swimming, did some shopping (my credit card took a little hit), some bar hopping, met a guy, and took Missy to her first strip club ever. It was good stuff.