Talk about awkward!

Oh gosh...I can't believe I didn't write something about this earlier. Last week the most embarrassing thing happened to me. First of all, I'd like to start off with the fact that I've never been super embarrassed. Sure, I've tripped and fallen and farted but nothing too extreme. Hell, what I'm about to tell you might not seem embarrassing to you but it was bad for me. So I go over to D's new apartment for the first time. He lives with two roommates: Brent, who I have met quite a few times and Mark, who I have never ever met. Anyhow, so I meet Mark that night...it was like a 2 second introduction and then I go into D's room. Well, after awhile I had to go...you know go to the bathroom, just to take a pee. So I go into the bathroom and LOCK THE DOOR and pee. As I'm wiping I hear a knock and then Mark just OPENS THE DOOR. (Okay, so this was my first time there...it's a three bedroom apartment, it's really nice and this bathroom just happens to have two entrances, one coming from the hallway and the other coming from Mark's room. Well, when I went into the bathroom the door to Mark's bedroom was closed...I didn't know it was a door to his bedroom, I thought it was a linen closet or something). Anyway, back to the story...he walks in mid-wipe...to me this is more embarrassing then just walking in with me sitting on the toilet...I'm WIPING...it's a little bit of an awkward position. I hear "I'm SO sorry" and the door slams shut. I pull up my jeans and wash my hands and I'm thinking ohmigawd, that did not just happen. I didn't want to leave the bathroom...I wanted to wash my hands forever. Finally, I collect myself and haul ass out of the bathroom. I have D's bedroom door in sight...I'm steps away...and then...Mark steps out and starts apologizing profusely. So, I try to act cool and make it seem like no big deal. Do I think he bought it? Hell no! He continued to apologize, he might've been just as embarrassed as I was. I mean, c'mon, some dude I JUST met has seen more of me then some of my short lived exes. Well, damn, it sure did break the ice...

Insomnia

I can't sleep. This will be my third post in about an hour...I'm such a dork. I'm cruising through blogs. People who advertise using blogs are brilliant...frickin brilliant I tell you. A few of them caught my eye...some of my faves:
*Gardening-Moss Control (is a blogger really going to care about this...I'm SO sure the moss people have seen an increase in sales)
*Coffee Maker Resource (okay, I know why I can't sleep)
*Star Wars Extravaganza (maybe NOW I can find the Princess Leia gold bikini)
*Find a lawyer (okay...I'm really hoping I don't need this one)
*Ostomy Research (huh...whaaaaat?) (Okay, so I actually looked that up just to see what the hell is was)
*Airbrush Tanning Salon (I will so never go there...have you SEEN Jessica Simpson lately...that girl is ORANGE, I think she's been one too many times...okay, maybe ten)
*The World of Poker (I'm learning to play Texas Hold Em...I can't bluff worth shit so if you want to win some quick money I'm your girl)

Confidant: Jen

Me and Jen getting ready for a night out. Isn't she gorgeous? 

You ever notice how a good friend can make you feel SO much better. Let me tell you, I've had a great past 2 days...or nights...whatever. Besides the fact that I work retail and have been working my hiney off, I've managed to have great night-out-after-work-get-togethers. My lovely and dear friend Jen...one of my best, was in town these past two days. We didn't do much...just went out to dinner...the first night with a couple of other girls...and just joked around and shot the shit. It was a good time...I LOVE LOVE LOVE girl talk. Anyhow, tonight after work it was just the two of us. We went to WalMart first to pick up some pics (these ones that you are looking at now...WOW, thanks) and get some Easter stuff for her man and then we went out to eat. I had the best time. We talked for hours...some stuff just goofing, some serious, and our fears. We have a lot of the same. She's the kind of friend that you NEVER fight with...I don't think we've ever gotten into any serious kind of argument ever. Gotta love it.

Please help me!

You ever read other people's blogs and realize how boring your life is compared to theirs? What has happened to my life? I'm talking social(life) here people, so don't get all philosophical on me.

off of things...

Okay, so I went out last night to take my mind off of the bad day. My night out started with me going into work on my only day off this week. I know, nice, huh? What can I say though...there was a mandatory meeting. So, after sitting there after an hour of stuff I've heard a million times (I've only been there for 5 years, like I don't know what I'm doing...C'MON PEOPLE!!!). Okay, so me and some people decide to go bowling. Not much fun you think right? WRONG, it was actually a lot of fun (well, about as much fun as you can have at a bowling alley). I guess it all depends on whether or not you have the right people with you. Yes, we had some entertaining ones. You know the ones...the ones that drink a lot and try to psych you out when you go up to bowl (oh, and of course, steal a bowling pin and stick it in MY bag). So, I made a bet with one of the guys on the other team. Loser had to buy the winner a shot. Yeah...let's just say I wasn't the one drinking the jager. That's okay though, because I'm a GOOD d.d. anyway! I took a few pictures while I was there...mainly just trying to finish up the roll of film that was taken from one of my friend's birthdays...a girls night out in Athens. Man, I can't wait to get those pics back. If they're any good I might have to post a couple. So, my night ended up being okay except for the fact that it was lacking someone I wish could've made it. Anyhow, I had a bad day at work today but then again, what else is new? I was so frustrated I was almost in tears...literally. I think one of my employees saw my eyes get a little glassy...so I hightailed it to the restroom and dried that shit up quick. That's all for now...

Things are amiss...

I'm having a bad, bad, bad day...and last night. I'm not going to get into besides the fact that I almost lost someone very special to me. I don't feel like doing anything right now...maybe more later...or not...

...says a thousand words...

Pretty 

Pretty picture, eh? Can you believe I actually took it? I can't sleep. I hate it when that happens. Instead I find myself bored, getting on my blog and trying to find something clever and witty to write...funny how that never seems to work. I haven't seen much of my significant other lately (we'll call him D). We've both been working a lot lately and seem to have little time together. The time that we share we end up fighting. I pick a fight...yeah, I know, typical female...I just hate that I don't see him. I feel bad. I miss him. A lot. He just moved into a new apartment with 2 guys. I think that's why I've been picking fights lately. I had just come the realization that I wanted to get an apartment with him as he was in the works of moving out of his current living arrangement. He had already given his word to his 2 friends that he would move in with them so my decision came too late. I'm just being resentful and bitter right now so please ignore me...

I've been FOILED

Doesn't it just suck to get your hopes up? Well, actually that part doesn't suck...it's the getting let down part that does. It almost doesn't matter how big or small the situation is because it all feels the same in the end. It just feels like some large void because you just expect something to happen and so you kinda make some room for it and when it doesn't happen you're just kind of left with that empty space. Whatever, I'm babbling like some sort of lunatic just repeating the same thing over again. I've been told that I do that a lot. Whatever, I'm babbling like some sort of lunatic just repeating the same thing over again...ha...yeah...no? Yeah, no. I've been looking through some blogs lately...just kind of randomly. Man, people are doing some crazy shit...sure, some of it looks cool but how many hours do you think they spent trying to figure out how make that cool graphic or have some strange sidebar. Sometimes it's like a big puzzle and I can't even figure out how to navigate through one. AnD tHe PeoPle thAt tYpe LikE tHis SUCK!!! Why do you type like that?! It doesn't look cool...in fact it's rather annoying. Although I shouldn't talk with all my... I'm sure that also gets on peoples nerves. Will someone please tell me what this says: "tml stll hab to wak up early n go to sch" I mean, REALLY! But then other times I come across some blogs with really beautiful pictures and I just get so impressed. I love pictures. I'm a picture whore...I love taking them, mainly just of friends. Candid, posed, being silly, whatever. I'd post some but it took me forever just to get the one pic up...I'm such the computer novice. Anyhow, it's getting late and I have to work tomorrow. SO MUCH...

Things I learned this week...

1. I have become obsessed with Japanese Steakhouses (the same lame things the cooks do are funny to me EVERY time...I'm a dork)
2. Wedding reception sites that won't cost an arm and a leg for an open bar are a BITCH to find
3. I love reading other people's blogs/webpages (a few faves: http://www.princessmelissa.com/news.php?page_id=1,
jakebronstein.com/5/toomuchinfo.html, http://devad.blogspot.com/, http://www.goosetownusa.com/ )
4. Work sucks...but I love my employees...
5. I need to reestablish old friendships
6. I really need a vactation
7. Weddings are expensive
8. My cell phone is old skool (am I the last person without a flip phone?)
9. The songs on the jukebox at my Waffle House have been updated and they ROCK
10. People don't read my blog

Yes-(wo)man

Work sucks. I need a new job. I NEED to do a resume. I loathe my RM...you suck E.

Whoa

You guys have to visit this site:

http://www.uvm.edu/~nogrizov/pics/vids/werbung.mpg

Make sure the sound is up and keep your eye on the car.

Ta Da!!!